as-seenon-tv:

I’ve never met Chris Pratt but I trust him

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wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

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prokopetz:

Why do the movies never show us this Spider-Man?

(Source: breakourbones, via mischief-bound)

*favourite character appears*
me: *delighted pterodactyl noises*

ricksanscrotum:

I LOVE HOW OBAMA ALWAYS SAYS “GOVERNOR ROMNEY”

LIKE YOU’RE JUST A GOVERNOR YOU WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING ELSE

ITS SO SUBTLY SASSY

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dont-go-in-there:

striderps:

“let me hide the body”

If that isn’t motherly love what is

dont-go-in-there:

striderps:

“let me hide the body”

If that isn’t motherly love what is

(Source: reddiemercury, via mischief-bound)

foxandwhat:

littlefoxling:

fury-oh-sea:

um.

WHEN SHE WON HER BOYFRIEND SCALED THE TOWER TO JOIN HER AND SHE HUGS HIM AND SAYS “I DID IT” IN THE CUTEST LITTLE KID VOICE EVER it’s the best.

LET IT BE KNOWN SHE IS ONLY 5 FOOT TALL! MEN WITH HUGE ARM SPANS FAILED AT TASKS SHE SUCCEEDED AT! I LOVE HER! 

(Source: sizvideos, via mischief-bound)

meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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